oh messy life In the middle

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dannih:

deathy:

meteorologiste:

chiuchiyabi:

The top 10 attractions in Nebraska, US

oh my god this is awesome 

*all the attractions in Nebraska

^^^

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slamncameron:

whyidontskateboard:

Spring time weather, is bringing everyone out. 

They are my spirit animals

slamncameron:

whyidontskateboard:

Spring time weather, is bringing everyone out. 

They are my spirit animals

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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honey-do:

curvecreation:

Don’t forget the:
- So thin: this celebrity had gone too far! Fears for her health. She MUST have an ED
- let herself go: former thin star now too fat for her career
I hate magazines

Let’s not forget how “xyz” lost her baby weight in JUST 6 WEEKS!

honey-do:

curvecreation:

Don’t forget the:

- So thin: this celebrity had gone too far! Fears for her health. She MUST have an ED

- let herself go: former thin star now too fat for her career

I hate magazines

Let’s not forget how “xyz” lost her baby weight in JUST 6 WEEKS!

But when I was doing the scene, [director] Alex Graves said “When you say that last line, ‘I can be your family,’ say it like ‘I love you.’” And that’s the take that they used. (x)

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houseofnarcolepsy:

youtastelikeaburger:

futurefantastic:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING

“All right, I’ll bite,” I said. “I’ll still be a cold-hearted shebeast when it’s over,” I said.

Perfect

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word-is-bond:


INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments. TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

my bitch

word-is-bond:

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

my bitch

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